Why jokes
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
Why is mercury like everything else in the world?
Because it gives you cancer.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.