Why jokes
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! đ¤Ł
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the cityâs vault but canât open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; heâs rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his exâs vault and thought, âWell, that b***h can suck my d**k; sheâs so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?â So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasnât heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, âIâm gonna f*****g murder you,â so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, âYou know, I donât get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I donât understand why the poorer arenât heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.â And the first guy said, âB***h, I donât know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.â
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldnât call his parents!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didnât have parents to pay for it.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
Why did the monster đ§ââď¸ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. đĽđ
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didnât spend all that time in the closet for nothing.