Why jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Why was the asian late to class?
His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
She tried to play patty cake!
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.