Why jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
When the washer started running, why did you join me?
Because I had to catch it.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...