Why jokes
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Son: Daddy?
Dad: Why tf do you keep calling me daddy? You're 11 years old, feminine gay hoe.
Son: Whoa!? Daddy, what's that?
Dad: Wtf are you talking about?
Son: Your dick has gotten more tastier?
Son: Ooh... I..... Just.... Wanna.... Sssuuc
Dad: Oh nope, I'm not having a gay hoe's fiend in my house, no quit looking at my dick, you need some pussy.
Son: eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww nooooo plz no plz
Dad: Shut the fuck up: ehr em
Mom: What the fugde is going on?
Dad: Our son's a gay bitch.
Mom: Language! So? I need to teach him how to like a girl huh?
Dad: Yes Ma'am, plz.
Mom: Okay. Herman, get your gay ass in my bed but naked, I'll be there in 10.
Son: wha whey huh ur gonna... wtf?!?!?!??
Mom: Quit cursing, I'm gonna fuck u extra hard!!
Son: Ewww, I'm gonna fuck my mom even though she is hot sexy but eeewwww.
Mom: Shut it!!!, or I'm gonna recordid and *fliped her hair taking off her panies (pussy naked)* and show this to ur gay fuck friends!
Son: Huh
Son: Mom FUCK U*
Mom: Okay baby I'm gonna fuck u in a minute lemme tak my bra off
Son: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Son: Moms are the worst, are they?
Me no there not sometimes but i love them teheheteheh
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.