Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why Jokes
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
