Why jokes
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Why was the Computer late to work?
'Coz it had a hard drive... LMAO
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
So they can get in the cast!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!