Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why Jokes
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Mom: Wake up!
Me: No, I'm too disappointed and I have a headache...
Mom: Why are you disappointed?
Me: I took 12 random pills and I still woke up...
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."
The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Mom: "I gave you life and you should be able to wash dishes."
Me: "Why did you?"
Mom: "I was very drunk..."
Explains a lot...
Me: Hey, Mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
