Why jokes
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.