Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why Jokes
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why do orphans go to church?
So at least they will have someone to call father.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
