Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.