Why jokes

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

Me: 911, I just killed someone.

Cops: Cool, we will not come.

Me: Why?

Cops: Don't admit a crime.

Phones: *Bang Bang*

Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.

Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.

Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?

Yeah.

Why?

Because I got too obsessed with hares.