Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
