Why jokes
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."