Why jokes
So, Little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test. His mother and father get home and he tells them, "Mom, I failed my math test." His mother aggressively says, "Get the belt!" Johnny says, "Why?" His mother says, "I'm gonna spank you for failing!" Johnny says, "So just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
Tamalito.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.