Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
Why Jokes
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Why did Hitler die? He got hit by 'ler'.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
