Why jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.