Why jokes

Sally

  • Why did Sally fall dead?

    Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!

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  • Chess

  • Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

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  • Dad

  • Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

    Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

    Because they don't have a family to go with.

    Marriage

  • Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

    Son: A ugly girl.

    Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

    Son: A pretty one might run away.

    Dad: So an ugly one might too.

    Son: Yeah, but who cares?

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  • Diabetes

  • When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

    Asphalt

  • Why does new pavement smell like butt?

    In other words you can also call it asphalt.

    Ass-phalt.

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  • Orphan

  • Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.

    Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.

    Teacher: Why?

    Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.