Why jokes
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get DE-GREEZ.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.