Why jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!