Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why Jokes
I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
