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Why Jokes
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
