Why jokes
Why did God give women legs?
1. To look at.
2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why you always in a mood?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.