Why jokes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."