Why jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."
Nurse: *Laughs*
Kid: "Why are you laughing?"
Nurse: "When I get OLDER."
Proceeds to laugh.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"