Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Why did the gym close down?
Because it just didn't work out.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
