Why jokes
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
Thanks for reading this...bye!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."