Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.