Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
Why Jokes
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
