Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
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Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.