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Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

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    • Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.

    Why don’t orphans have sex?

    Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

    I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

    And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

    And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

    One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."

    The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."

    Why do orphans like to go to church?

    Because they can finally call someone "father!"

    What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

    Why were the Twin Towers annoyed?

    Because they ordered pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plain.