Why jokes
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.