Why jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?