Why jokes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.
The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.