Why jokes
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.