Why jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s? It’s a family company.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Jake grabbed Lina's thigh and said, "Why don't we have sex? I really wanna see your boobs. I bet they're hot." "Yeah, they are." She took her clothes off and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRIED AND KISSED HIS SISTER'S BUTT. SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX.