Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
