Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.