Why jokes
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.