Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
Why Jokes
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
