Why jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.