Why jokes
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.