Why jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”