Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
