Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why Jokes
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why can’t orphans be gay? Because they have no closet to come out of.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
