Why jokes
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”