Why jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
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Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?