Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.