Why jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!