Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why Jokes
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
