Why jokes
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.