Why jokes
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.