Why jokes
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.