Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why Jokes
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
