Why jokes
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.