Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why Jokes
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
