Why jokes
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."