Why jokes
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.