Why jokes
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why is the rum gone?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.