Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why Jokes
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
