Why jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.