Why jokes
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!