Why jokes
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Two wrongs don't make a white.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.