Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.