Why jokes
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.