Why jokes
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!