Why jokes
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.