Why jokes
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.