Why jokes
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.