Why jokes
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
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Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.