Why jokes
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.