Why jokes
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.