Why jokes
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.