Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.