Why jokes
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.