Why jokes
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.