Why jokes
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"