Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.