Whos jokes
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Who's Joe?
Memes
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Who are you?
Yourself.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!