What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
What do u call a orphan who can’t get a 5 stars on gta not wanted
why do kids want to become cops?
they want to find the guy who touched them
Knock knock. ̈whos there ̈ P,u! ̈p,u who ̈ p,u you smell like shit
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE JERK JERK WHO THIS WEBSITE WHO
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
