Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Whos Jokes
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Who are you?
Yourself.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
