What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
knock knock whos there gun gun who
Who am I sitting next to?
What is it about sisters who argue?
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the bitch’s house Knock Knock Who’ there? THE CHICKIEN
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Who the heck is Kristie?
