Whos jokes
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Memes
Crit especially if you are a rouge
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Who's Joe?
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!