Whos jokes
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Who's Joe?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
Memes
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Who dislikes my freestyle?
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!