Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Whos Jokes
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
"P,u!"
"P,u who?"
"P,u, you smell like shit!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
