Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Whos Jokes
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Who's Joe?
A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
