Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Memes
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!