There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Whos Jokes
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Natyourcheese.
Natyourcheese who?
Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
