Whos jokes

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.

Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.