Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Memes
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.