Whos jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Memes
That do be me though
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.