Whos jokes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Man 1: Knock knock.
Man 2: Who's there?
Man 1: Ice.
Man 2: Ice who?
Man 1: I crushed your head.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.