Whos jokes
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Random guy: Do you know Dee?
Other dude: Who’s Dee?
Random guy: Dee Snuts!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.