Whos jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"