Whos jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Memes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Akeld." "Akeld who?" "Assfeild!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?